With all its bells and whistles, summer is definitely here:
To the gentleman squashed up next to me on the train home today:
I admire your curiousity with your nostrils and your dexterity in being able to insert your digits into them. I also commend your ability to roll the fruits of such nostrils in between said digits and then flick them. However, I would appreciate that in the future, you do so in the comfort of your own home (where you can dig to your heart's content), and not while standing in a cattle-cart (commonly called a train carriage).
Thankyou.
