You know you’re in deep shit when…

… you're trying to write a 5000 word conference paper (due on Friday) and the results section is almost the word limit:

You know you're in deep shit when...

Yup. I'm screwed.

(Not to mention that I'm procrastinating by writing a blog post about how screwed I am for Friday. Oh, the irony.)

2 Responses to “You know you’re in deep shit when…”


  1. 1 keith ray

    Check out Gerald. M. Weinberg’s book on writing. One of his exercises (if I remember correctly) is to

    step 1: delete 1 word in every sentence that’s 10 (?) words or longer.

    step 2: delete 1 sentence from every paragraph that 5 (?) sentences or longer.

    step 3: delete 1 paragraph from every 10 paragraphs.

    rewriting as necessary to make sense.

    “Weinberg on Writing: The Fieldstone Method”

    It works very well. This is pretty much what Heinlein did to reduce the word-count of “Stranger In A Strange Land” by 50% without removing a single scene or plot-point.

  2. 2 Jeremy Higgs

    Hi Keith!

    Thanks for the tips. That worked well.

    I also found writing one or two words to summarise each paragraph in the margin very helpful. I could then see where I was repeating myself and start to combine redundant paragraphs.

    I’m now down to 2916 words. :)

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